MEASLES
The coalition Government has announced this morning that it is to order teachers and headmasters across the UK to send a list naming every child that has come down with measles to the Department for Work and Pensions.
All Child Support and benefits pertaining to the children that have contracted measles will then be cut on the basis that the parents are gullible and their stupidity has cost the NHS money it cannot afford to waste on the progeny of people diluting the quality of the Nation’s gene pool.
A ministerial appeal panel based in Whitehall will consider applications from any parents that are able to demonstrate that they are not gullible.
IN MEMORY OF
Paddy Higgins
GID'S NIB
A couple of wrinklies have won £25 Million on the Euro Lottery saying that it's not going to change their lives.
Silly bastards, make them give it back.
2080
Rainy winters snug by the fire, sunny hot summers like Spain growing olives, grapes, lemons and limes; this is climate change - don't listen to them - they're talking bollocks.
HARMAN BACKS BROWN
Harman tells reporters: Like every sturdy knocker, this Country needs a knob and Gordon's the best man for the job.
WELL DONE PIERRE
A big thank you to Pierre, Jean Paul, Luc and Marco, the four Froggie fishermen for starving Britain of goods over the last few days - that's not 'French' at all is it?
HELLO
Please follow one of the many links scattered around to the Orangutan charities.
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