THERE'S A FLY ON MY CAKE
Swedish company IKEA has been exporting cake with *shit in it to China – exporting shit? to China? see the word 'irony' in the dictionary.*(faecal coliforms, bacteria normally found in human stools)
It would seem that the removal of horse from products has obviously led to an alternative bulking agent to be sourced by some manufacturers and you don’t get anything more readily available or as cheap as human turds.
Wrapped in an almond and chocolate cake (already fit to gag a maggot by the sounds of it), the offensive stuff has also been removed from Australian shelves where it was rumoured to be selling out, allegedly.
IN MEMORY OF
Paddy Higgins
GID'S NIB
A couple of wrinklies have won £25 Million on the Euro Lottery saying that it's not going to change their lives.
Silly bastards, make them give it back.
2080
Rainy winters snug by the fire, sunny hot summers like Spain growing olives, grapes, lemons and limes; this is climate change - don't listen to them - they're talking bollocks.
HARMAN BACKS BROWN
Harman tells reporters: Like every sturdy knocker, this Country needs a knob and Gordon's the best man for the job.
WELL DONE PIERRE
A big thank you to Pierre, Jean Paul, Luc and Marco, the four Froggie fishermen for starving Britain of goods over the last few days - that's not 'French' at all is it?
HELLO
Please follow one of the many links scattered around to the Orangutan charities.
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