TURD TROPHY
Residents in Hyde End Road, Shinfield have put their street up for the golden dog turd trophy recently displacing Woodcote Way as the favourite to win this coveted award.
Orphaned dog turds left by thick, selfish, dirty, lazy, ignorant owners’ clearly need addressing across both Reading and Wokingham.
CURRENT TURD TROPHY LEAGUE POSITIONS
• Hyde End Road, Shinfield
• Woodcote Way, Caversham Heights
• The Square, Shinfield
• Boults Walk, Whitley
• Charndon Close, Whitley
IN MEMORY OF
Paddy Higgins
GID'S NIB
A couple of wrinklies have won £25 Million on the Euro Lottery saying that it's not going to change their lives.
Silly bastards, make them give it back.
2080
Rainy winters snug by the fire, sunny hot summers like Spain growing olives, grapes, lemons and limes; this is climate change - don't listen to them - they're talking bollocks.
HARMAN BACKS BROWN
Harman tells reporters: Like every sturdy knocker, this Country needs a knob and Gordon's the best man for the job.
WELL DONE PIERRE
A big thank you to Pierre, Jean Paul, Luc and Marco, the four Froggie fishermen for starving Britain of goods over the last few days - that's not 'French' at all is it?
HELLO
Please follow one of the many links scattered around to the Orangutan charities.
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