QUAVERS
A man goes into a building and tries to put half a tonne of Quavers into a wheelie bin – have you heard this one?
Not surprisingly getting 400 kilograms of the nation’s favourite curly whirly snack into an 1100 litre bin proves problematical and the crispy light snack falls on him breaking his leg.
Think of the poor waste management company if he’d have been successful arriving on-site to find half a tonne of Quavers in their bin.
Ironically, unable to use his leg for fifteen weeks meant that he was unable to work for his employer – Walkers.
IN MEMORY OF
Paddy Higgins
GID'S NIB
A couple of wrinklies have won £25 Million on the Euro Lottery saying that it's not going to change their lives.
Silly bastards, make them give it back.
2080
Rainy winters snug by the fire, sunny hot summers like Spain growing olives, grapes, lemons and limes; this is climate change - don't listen to them - they're talking bollocks.
HARMAN BACKS BROWN
Harman tells reporters: Like every sturdy knocker, this Country needs a knob and Gordon's the best man for the job.
WELL DONE PIERRE
A big thank you to Pierre, Jean Paul, Luc and Marco, the four Froggie fishermen for starving Britain of goods over the last few days - that's not 'French' at all is it?
HELLO
Please follow one of the many links scattered around to the Orangutan charities.
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