83% DIDN'T VOTE CONSERVATIVE
Credit must be paid to Charlotte Haitham Taylor and the Conservatives for their thin, skinny victory (like their waste sacks) in Shinfield South on Thursday in the recent local elections which was more of a rolling stone than a landslide result.
The results were:
83% of residents did not vote Conservative
91% of residents did not vote Green
97% of residents did not vote Liberal Democrat
Essentially, 71% of residents find our current national politicians and local councillors unfit for purpose – you’re crap, and you know you are!
IN MEMORY OF
Paddy Higgins
GID'S NIB
A couple of wrinklies have won £25 Million on the Euro Lottery saying that it's not going to change their lives.
Silly bastards, make them give it back.
2080
Rainy winters snug by the fire, sunny hot summers like Spain growing olives, grapes, lemons and limes; this is climate change - don't listen to them - they're talking bollocks.
HARMAN BACKS BROWN
Harman tells reporters: Like every sturdy knocker, this Country needs a knob and Gordon's the best man for the job.
WELL DONE PIERRE
A big thank you to Pierre, Jean Paul, Luc and Marco, the four Froggie fishermen for starving Britain of goods over the last few days - that's not 'French' at all is it?
HELLO
Please follow one of the many links scattered around to the Orangutan charities.
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