FINCHAMPSTEAD
Dozy selfish nimby arse residents in Finchampstead have launched a campaign to stop a farmer using farm land at Manor Farm (note the word ‘farm’ in there) in his plans to wreck the countryside by planting and growing things – namely fruit.
Grow fruit? What was he thinking of – on a farm, using polytunnels – he must be mad?
Head nimby arse Sandra Bedford is enraged that a farmer wants to use polytunnels on a farm to grow things saying that this may be acceptable in the city but it’s completely out of place in the countryside.
The protester group is allegedly planning another campaign to stop the adjacent farmer producing small white fluffy things in the Spring that jump about making an annoying baa sound and ruin the views of local dog walkers.
IN MEMORY OF
Paddy Higgins
GID'S NIB
A couple of wrinklies have won £25 Million on the Euro Lottery saying that it's not going to change their lives.
Silly bastards, make them give it back.
2080
Rainy winters snug by the fire, sunny hot summers like Spain growing olives, grapes, lemons and limes; this is climate change - don't listen to them - they're talking bollocks.
HARMAN BACKS BROWN
Harman tells reporters: Like every sturdy knocker, this Country needs a knob and Gordon's the best man for the job.
WELL DONE PIERRE
A big thank you to Pierre, Jean Paul, Luc and Marco, the four Froggie fishermen for starving Britain of goods over the last few days - that's not 'French' at all is it?
HELLO
Please follow one of the many links scattered around to the Orangutan charities.
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