JOHN LEWIS - JOHN LEWIS
John Lewis has truly excelled this year in their attempt at the most fucking depressing, miserable Christmas advert in the history of mankind which is sure to promote a peak in Paracetamol sales.
Cleverly giving their advert an NSPCC depressed, molested/beaten child touchy feel, John Lewis has mirrored the fact that their stores (certainly the one in Broad Street, Reading) seem to have applied the ‘shit – that’ll do’ approach on Christmas presentation.
Well done John Lewis – bring back Heelas; that store really had something unique that has now been replaced by unremarkable mediocrity – yawn.
http://www.johnlewis.com/Shops/DSTemplate.aspx?Id=36
IN MEMORY OF
Paddy Higgins
GID'S NIB
A couple of wrinklies have won £25 Million on the Euro Lottery saying that it's not going to change their lives.
Silly bastards, make them give it back.
2080
Rainy winters snug by the fire, sunny hot summers like Spain growing olives, grapes, lemons and limes; this is climate change - don't listen to them - they're talking bollocks.
HARMAN BACKS BROWN
Harman tells reporters: Like every sturdy knocker, this Country needs a knob and Gordon's the best man for the job.
WELL DONE PIERRE
A big thank you to Pierre, Jean Paul, Luc and Marco, the four Froggie fishermen for starving Britain of goods over the last few days - that's not 'French' at all is it?
HELLO
Please follow one of the many links scattered around to the Orangutan charities.
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