Those three lovely ladies who do so much good for the down trodden poor of Great Britain, Gloria Hunnidollop (baaaaaaaaaaaaaa), Angie Rippon (baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa) and some other mid life crisis old bird (baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa) reported that there are people in Britain who are so poor, so needy, so destitute that they have to walk for more than ten minutes just to get to a cash point that doesn’t charge for withdrawals.
The Ethiopian government has launched an appeal across their nation for donations to be sent to a part of Liverpool to build a free Link Machine where it was reported that a woman had to walk and walk and walk for a mile past countless cash points that charged £1.75 per transaction in the middle of an overcast evening with only her Blackberry and 20 Superkings to keep her warm just so she could get a tenner of her own money for eight cans of White Lightning.
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nobody ever died defending your right to free transactions at a cash point - for fuck sake - don't use a cash point, plan your day better
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