TRANSLATION SERVICES
Due to the increasing number of migrant workers arriving in Reading from nearby Vietnam to grow skunk, super skunk and cheese Reading Borough Council has decided to add Vietnamese to its translation service portfolio which to date has been restricted to languages belonging to countries where the British Army is or has occupied over the last 100 years.Spanish and Hebrew were not considered worthy despite our continued occupation of the Falkland Islands and the Balfour Declaration which is responsible for the deaths of Palistinians and Jews alike to this day.
IN MEMORY OF
Paddy Higgins
GID'S NIB
A couple of wrinklies have won £25 Million on the Euro Lottery saying that it's not going to change their lives.
Silly bastards, make them give it back.
2080
Rainy winters snug by the fire, sunny hot summers like Spain growing olives, grapes, lemons and limes; this is climate change - don't listen to them - they're talking bollocks.
HARMAN BACKS BROWN
Harman tells reporters: Like every sturdy knocker, this Country needs a knob and Gordon's the best man for the job.
WELL DONE PIERRE
A big thank you to Pierre, Jean Paul, Luc and Marco, the four Froggie fishermen for starving Britain of goods over the last few days - that's not 'French' at all is it?
HELLO
Please follow one of the many links scattered around to the Orangutan charities.
Due to the increasing number of migrant workers arriving in Reading from nearby Vietnam to grow skunk, super skunk and cheese Reading Borough Council has decided to add Vietnamese to its translation service portfolio which to date has been restricted to languages belonging to countries where the British Army is or has occupied over the last 100 years.
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