TOILET BLOCK POLITICS
On 2nd May 1997, the tired, limp and lifeless Conservative Government was justifiably kicked out of power by the good people of Great Britain. The country wanted, called for and got regime change.Now, thirteen years later we’ve come to that point again.
Every Government is like a toilet block. It’s fresh and colourful when it’s first installed but over time the active ingredient wears away and once again you’re left with a stale toilet bowl – we are now swimming in that bowl and the time has come again to lift the lid of the cistern and drop in a new block – lemon fresh, ocean blue or Alpine green.
IN MEMORY OF
Paddy Higgins
GID'S NIB
A couple of wrinklies have won £25 Million on the Euro Lottery saying that it's not going to change their lives.
Silly bastards, make them give it back.
2080
Rainy winters snug by the fire, sunny hot summers like Spain growing olives, grapes, lemons and limes; this is climate change - don't listen to them - they're talking bollocks.
HARMAN BACKS BROWN
Harman tells reporters: Like every sturdy knocker, this Country needs a knob and Gordon's the best man for the job.
WELL DONE PIERRE
A big thank you to Pierre, Jean Paul, Luc and Marco, the four Froggie fishermen for starving Britain of goods over the last few days - that's not 'French' at all is it?
HELLO
Please follow one of the many links scattered around to the Orangutan charities.
On 2nd May 1997, the tired, limp and lifeless Conservative Government was justifiably kicked out of power by the good people of Great Britain. The country wanted, called for and got regime change.
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