LIB DIM
Sadly, the sparkle emanating from Nick Cleggs bottom has finally dimmed. Last night he totally cracked and started making up his own immigration figures such as 80% of immigrants in the UK come from EU countries - doh.
He then went on to deny that the Liberal Democrats will have an amnesty for every illegal immigrant who's been skillfully avoiding being deported (not hard) for ten years.
Less than 40% of the immigrants in the UK are from EU countries - a well known fact; unless of course you're a Lib Dem.
Sadder even, I'm not sure that Dave or the Brown stuff even knew he was wrong - oh dear.
IN MEMORY OF
Paddy Higgins
GID'S NIB
A couple of wrinklies have won £25 Million on the Euro Lottery saying that it's not going to change their lives.
Silly bastards, make them give it back.
2080
Rainy winters snug by the fire, sunny hot summers like Spain growing olives, grapes, lemons and limes; this is climate change - don't listen to them - they're talking bollocks.
HARMAN BACKS BROWN
Harman tells reporters: Like every sturdy knocker, this Country needs a knob and Gordon's the best man for the job.
WELL DONE PIERRE
A big thank you to Pierre, Jean Paul, Luc and Marco, the four Froggie fishermen for starving Britain of goods over the last few days - that's not 'French' at all is it?
HELLO
Please follow one of the many links scattered around to the Orangutan charities.
Sadly, the sparkle emanating from Nick Cleggs bottom has finally dimmed. Last night he totally cracked and started making up his own immigration figures such as 80% of immigrants in the UK come from EU countries - doh.
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