W4B ARE HAVING A LAUGH
W4B has successfully taken the idea of environmentally friendly biofuel and turned it on it's head with an orangutan habitat killing version designed to treat 70,000 tonnes of palm oil at a new plant in Avonmouth (if they get permission - which they wont).
Chris Slackbladder of W4B has laughed in the face of those claiming that palm oil growing has anything to do with deforestation and confirmed that his palm oil would come from an eco-friendly, sustainable source which clearly shows he's from another planet, or maybe he should be.
A spokesperson for the orangutans confirmed that they'd rather experience a little climate change than totally loose their environment to Chris Slackbladder.
IN MEMORY OF
Paddy Higgins
GID'S NIB
A couple of wrinklies have won £25 Million on the Euro Lottery saying that it's not going to change their lives.
Silly bastards, make them give it back.
2080
Rainy winters snug by the fire, sunny hot summers like Spain growing olives, grapes, lemons and limes; this is climate change - don't listen to them - they're talking bollocks.
HARMAN BACKS BROWN
Harman tells reporters: Like every sturdy knocker, this Country needs a knob and Gordon's the best man for the job.
WELL DONE PIERRE
A big thank you to Pierre, Jean Paul, Luc and Marco, the four Froggie fishermen for starving Britain of goods over the last few days - that's not 'French' at all is it?
HELLO
Please follow one of the many links scattered around to the Orangutan charities.
1 comment:
Absolutely - Orangutans unite against palm oil manufacture!
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