THE ISLE OF WIGHT
In view of the fact the the Isle of Wight is a badly run, stuck in the sixties dump of a place, would it not be a good idea to bulldoze everything there, build an international airport, a nuclear power station, bang up a load of additional wind turbines, relocate the people from Northern Ireland and the Falklands there, give the Malvinas back to their rightful owners and create a formula one track to beat all others?
Just an idea.
IN MEMORY OF
Paddy Higgins
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Silly bastards, make them give it back.
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In view of the fact the the Isle of Wight is a badly run, stuck in the sixties dump of a place, would it not be a good idea to bulldoze everything there, build an international airport, a nuclear power station, bang up a load of additional wind turbines, relocate the people from Northern Ireland and the Falklands there, give the Malvinas back to their rightful owners and create a formula one track to beat all others?
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