FRENCH GITS

For some strange reason 90% of the world's glass eels like to hang around in French waters which are effectively Europe's eel breeding ground supplying many countries including Britain.

Well aware of this fact, those money grabbing French bastards have decided to ship almost fifteen tonnes of baby eels which represents about half a year's stock to China to be eaten. It's a well known fact the the French couldn't give a shit about anyone, least of all Les Roast Beef Brits but this is an eel to far.

In the famous words of Bob Monkhouse, the Frogs have been headless since 1698 and spineless since 1940 - now it seems we can add heartless to this list.