NO SO FAST FOOD
The good people of Erromango, part of the island nation of Vanuatu have honoured the missionary eaten by their ancestors in 1839 with the launch of the Bacon Double Cheese Williams Zinger in a tortilla wrap, unveiled last month.
In a moving ceremony, the people of Erromango served the new ‘Williams Zinger’ to descendants of the Reverend John Williams who allegedly tasted of pork.
Fortunately for other tourists following in the Reverend’s footsteps (albeit not many of them running fucking quickly into the surf), the resulting wind generated by his consumption led to a collective vegetarian diet on the island.
IN MEMORY OF
Paddy Higgins
GID'S NIB
A couple of wrinklies have won £25 Million on the Euro Lottery saying that it's not going to change their lives.
Silly bastards, make them give it back.
2080
Rainy winters snug by the fire, sunny hot summers like Spain growing olives, grapes, lemons and limes; this is climate change - don't listen to them - they're talking bollocks.
HARMAN BACKS BROWN
Harman tells reporters: Like every sturdy knocker, this Country needs a knob and Gordon's the best man for the job.
WELL DONE PIERRE
A big thank you to Pierre, Jean Paul, Luc and Marco, the four Froggie fishermen for starving Britain of goods over the last few days - that's not 'French' at all is it?
HELLO
Please follow one of the many links scattered around to the Orangutan charities.
The good people of Erromango, part of the island nation of Vanuatu have honoured the missionary eaten by their ancestors in 1839 with the launch of the Bacon Double Cheese Williams Zinger in a tortilla wrap, unveiled last month.
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