AUSTRALIAN’S LOSE MANHOOD
The Australian wing of the selfish ‘holier than thou’ money grabbing charity RSPCA has launched an attack on the winner of this year’s ‘Celebrity – Get me out of here’ claiming that an Australian rat was treated cruelly during the making of the program (it was cooked and eaten).
Gino – King of the Jungle and mates caught, killed and ate a rat whilst in the jungle to stave off their hunger but the big, brave Aussi RSPCA has cried foul and intends to prosecute.
Do you remember when Australians were thought of as fun going, beer swilling hunks?
IN MEMORY OF
Paddy Higgins
GID'S NIB
A couple of wrinklies have won £25 Million on the Euro Lottery saying that it's not going to change their lives.
Silly bastards, make them give it back.
2080
Rainy winters snug by the fire, sunny hot summers like Spain growing olives, grapes, lemons and limes; this is climate change - don't listen to them - they're talking bollocks.
HARMAN BACKS BROWN
Harman tells reporters: Like every sturdy knocker, this Country needs a knob and Gordon's the best man for the job.
WELL DONE PIERRE
A big thank you to Pierre, Jean Paul, Luc and Marco, the four Froggie fishermen for starving Britain of goods over the last few days - that's not 'French' at all is it?
HELLO
Please follow one of the many links scattered around to the Orangutan charities.
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