Two sad lonely bastards have been on trial this week accused of plotting to blow British people to bits. In addition to having to foot the bill for the cases to be heard, we’ve now got to pay for their luxury upkeep at our Majesty’s pleasure.One, from Reading, Neil Lewington apparently had a bomb making factory in his bedroom in Tilehurst (three doors down from the Vietnamese skunk factory no doubt) where he sat and busied himself with sodium chlorate, sugar (icing sugar is better apparently) and KKK literature formulating his plan to blow up non British people.
The other, Mohammed Gul from Hornchurch, East London did very much the same thing albeit in preparations to blow up British people.
If someone had used a little bit of forward thinking in the Metropolitan and Thames Valley Police authorities, both Lewington and Gul could have received an anonimous tip informing them of a gathering of ‘Muslim extremists’ in the case of Lewington and ‘British racists’ in the case of Gul at Lighterman’s Wharf - 9.00 p.m. on whatever day and bingo; they blow each other all over the walls of Lighterman’s Wharf – no paperwork, no cosy stay in prison at our expense.
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In my day I played for hours in my bedroom with the chemistry set my parents had bought me for Christmas making copper sulphate chrystals and short range improvised explosives, now it's called terrorism - this is political correctness gone wrong.
Ted
I agree with Tea. I used to blow things up as a kid all the time - I got through Action Men like they were Smarties.
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