IRAN WOULD LOVE TRIDENT

The intelligent, the democratic and the good are receiving the inevitable physical and emotional beatings for their stance against the state after the recent election in Iran.

If the Ayatollahs and Ahmadinejad succeed in their suppression of the majority will; which it seems they already have, we can only count the months until Iran has a missile complete with nuclear warhead which it fires at Israel who responds and takes out Tehran, Esfahan, Shiraz, Qeshm, Damascus, Cairo, El Faiyum, Baghdad and Ankara.

The Pakistani army invades Kashmir and the Indians fire missiles at Karachi, Hyderabad, Sukkur, Rawalpindi and Sri Lanka.The Tamil Tigers take Adam’s Bridge and Tiruchchirappalli before their skin falls off from radiation sickness.

The Pakistani missile fuses are all ‘out of date’ which pleases the United States which accidentally launches a nuclear missile at Canada. The Canadian Government breathes a sigh of relief as the missile typically lands on a predominantly British settled area.

China fires a cheap, solar powered, miniaturised copy of an American ‘Peacekeeper’ ICBM at Japan as payback for WWII and Japan becomes a radioactive beach.

The United States responds and takes out P’yongyang, Changsha, Chongqing, Beijing, Shenyang, Chengdu, Vladivostok, Prague (misfire), Zagreb, Gotland (misfire), St Peterburg, Moscow, Helmand (misfire), Delhi, Bombay, Hyderabad, Ahmadabad, Calcutta, (Hanoi, Saigon, Phnom Penh (for old times sake)), the radioactive beach that used to be Japan (again), Manila, Auckland (misfire), Las Palmas, Bur Sudan, Harare (twice), Mozambique, Dawson Creek and St Louis.

Britain annouces another case of Swine Flu, France surrenders and a lone, disenfranchised, white skinned Amercian teenager straps a bomb to himself and leaves home for his job on Airforce One.

So, it’s pretty important what happens in Iran and we (the British) can do our bit by showing the Iranians what we think of nuclear weapons – dump Trident; which there is no rational argument for.

Afghanistan is now taking one a day from our forces fighting there and heading for one an hour yet it’s not a World War, instead, it’s a voluntary donation by The Labour Government; but for what? Gordon Brown’s verdict on the current British loses was “vital that Britain sees through its commitment”. This same commitment will spend our money on new nuclear warheads if we do not vote his bollocks for brains party out in May.