Buckingham Palace announced plans this week for a royal garden party in August destined to be a ‘Once In A Lifetime’ event to beat everything that’s gone before.A statement leaked on Thursday read: “The Queen and her husband (put name in) would like to announce an invitation to every living, past and present ruler of every country, republic, principality, occupied territory and (whatever Malta is), apart from Gordon Bran (the Scotsman in the news a lot ) and Sarcosi (the frenchman with the wife that takes her kit off) to the 2009 Summer Garden Banquet”.
“Everyone who is anyone will be there without exception especially the ones who lived through the Second World War on a side that didn’t collaborate with the enemy and those who have been elected by someone”.
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I am sure that the Queen was delighted not to be a part of the 'celebrations' organised but the cowards over the channel.
The French have never been Britains friends - don't pretend otherwise just because it fits with modern politics.
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