PIMP MY REPLICA
The Police have announced that the latest models of replica firearms have now made it harder to distinguish a genuine firearm from a replica and as such the likelihood of someone carrying a fake being shot dead is becoming more likely.
That’s good isn’t it? – natural selection wins again.
(This is a Public Service Announcement)
IN MEMORY OF
Paddy Higgins
GID'S NIB
A couple of wrinklies have won £25 Million on the Euro Lottery saying that it's not going to change their lives.
Silly bastards, make them give it back.
2080
Rainy winters snug by the fire, sunny hot summers like Spain growing olives, grapes, lemons and limes; this is climate change - don't listen to them - they're talking bollocks.
HARMAN BACKS BROWN
Harman tells reporters: Like every sturdy knocker, this Country needs a knob and Gordon's the best man for the job.
WELL DONE PIERRE
A big thank you to Pierre, Jean Paul, Luc and Marco, the four Froggie fishermen for starving Britain of goods over the last few days - that's not 'French' at all is it?
HELLO
Please follow one of the many links scattered around to the Orangutan charities.
The Police have announced that the latest models of replica firearms have now made it harder to distinguish a genuine firearm from a replica and as such the likelihood of someone carrying a fake being shot dead is becoming more likely.
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