DAMIAN MCBRIDE
Stop the World - An arsehole by the name of Damian McBride; one of the closest civil servants to Gordon Brown used his 10 Downing Street email address to send snide, libellous messages slagging off David Cameron and others within the Conservative Party to some washed up old hack.
The Conservatives, as they always do have started crying and calling for a personal apology from Gordon Brown who has refused on the basis that he doesn’t care what British people think of him.
A spokesman at No. 10 would only comment “David Cameron wears women’s knickers, David Davis is an alcoholic and all Conservatives are thieves”.
IN MEMORY OF
Paddy Higgins
GID'S NIB
A couple of wrinklies have won £25 Million on the Euro Lottery saying that it's not going to change their lives.
Silly bastards, make them give it back.
2080
Rainy winters snug by the fire, sunny hot summers like Spain growing olives, grapes, lemons and limes; this is climate change - don't listen to them - they're talking bollocks.
HARMAN BACKS BROWN
Harman tells reporters: Like every sturdy knocker, this Country needs a knob and Gordon's the best man for the job.
WELL DONE PIERRE
A big thank you to Pierre, Jean Paul, Luc and Marco, the four Froggie fishermen for starving Britain of goods over the last few days - that's not 'French' at all is it?
HELLO
Please follow one of the many links scattered around to the Orangutan charities.
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