The ‘One Show’ presenter (BBC1 6.55 p.m.) Adrian Chiles is listed as missing after having disappeared up his own arse this week whilst in rehearsals.The self styled smug git Chiles became so politically correct in 2008 he refused to use all words he regarded as racist including: black, yellow, brown, coffee, dark, curly, nose, for, head, slope, due, nitty, peanut, joint and gritty whilst in the employ of the BBC.
Following his now famous fury at a guest on the 'One Show' after they made a disparaging remark about a coconut, colleagues grassed him up to the BBC Board saying that they too were now finding his behaviour offensive and incorrectly politically correct in the extreme.
Upon hearing the news, Chiles was seen to collapse forward on the sofa and his head appeared to be sucked into his groin area upon which he disappeared into himself.
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