Two weeks ago the Indians launched the latest version of the Jaguar Sports Coupe Space Rocket from the Vikram Sarabhai Space Centre (VSSC). With an acceleration of 0-1’500 mph of eleven seconds; India told the world that the mission was just a way of letting off steam and that they’d been lucky it worked in all honesty.
Suspicion started to grow last week when no-one tracked anything coming back from the moon and recent deep space photographic imaging telescopes (DSPIT) revealed a film studio in the final phase of construction within the Sea of Tranquillity crater on the moon.
Particularly bright nights have been reported over Reading, England; Madrid, Spain and Ouagadougou, Burkina Faso which has been attributed to late night shooting of a Moonywood production of My Fair Lady with a rumoured cameo role by Brad Pitt.

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