HUG A GUNMAN

The poor people in Mumbai need our help! Britain stands ready to receive and to assist any of it’s Nationals caught up in the tragic events of this week.

Our Social Services and supporting agencies are already geared up to offer a shoulder to cry on and a helping hand to claim and apply for the many varied benefits made available to the victims of injustice and society’s ills.

There are many reasons why a young vulnerable man could become embroiled in terrorism but in Britain we believe that the perpetrator is more often the real victim and with time, money and love, we can show these poor people who had no choice but to gun down one hundred and ninety Indians, Americans and Brits in cold blood that we are a civilised nation.

If it transpires that any of the attackers in Mumbai are British; please India, don’t send them back as our country’s legal system will ensure that they are kept warm, comfortable and safe from harm with more human rights than the people they murdered and I’d hate to see that happen.