DON’T DO THE TIME, DO THE WITNESS

Any artful crime creator capable of scaring/intimidating the alleged victim or a witness to the crime to the point of fearing for their lives if they were to give evidence; have finally been awarded immunity from prosecution by the courageous Law Lords in the UK.

The highly intelligent and brilliant British Law Lords ruled this week that someone only being prepared to give evidence anonymously due to being a scaredy cowardy custard was sufficient cause for the Court to drop all cases against the wrongfully accused regardless of the nature of the allegations.

Ever mindful of the fact that a gangland hit man or psychotic knife wielding serial killer is equally as capable of hunting down the Law Lord’s family and friends as s/he is of hunting down a witness in some lower class dispute, this adoption of the ruling is hoped to ensure that only the lower class of middle England need be exposed to any risk of reprisals or retaliation from the aforementioned.

In essence, if some slag tells the Law Enforcement Authorities that they’ve witnessed a person stabbing another person; it is only being fair to the wrongfully accused (who may have drug related and psychotic issues themselves) to give him/her a copy of the witness’s statement together with the grass’s home address as is the case today.

If, by the odd chance the witness is foolish enough to get themselves involved with baseball bats between making their statement and giving evidence in Court that’s their tough luck; if they then chicken out of going to give evidence in person our Law Enforcement Authorities can and rightfully do go and drag them to the witness bench – forget the anonymous crap – to give their whinging evidence like a man.

If sticking their heads above the parapet means the witness gets a kicking or taken out after the hearing; they’ve served their purpose to the Law Enforcement Authorities and British Legal System so it’s natural wastage – try Canada where all of the other lefty grasses spawned a race of snap frozen walrus farmers in the forties.

Non British citizens retain their rights to kill a British person or cause a Multiple Injury Cadaver Event (MICE) in the UK and not be deported to countries that may treat them unfairly or hurt them.

The British Government and Legal System are regarded as the fairest in the known World; fair to all comers regardless of colour, religion, politics, sex and origin.

Keeping serious criminals on side means keeping them sweet and the Law Lords have recognised this and courageously acted accordingly.