LABOUR LOSE OVERALL CONTROL OF READING
Oh bollocks – Labour somehow managed to get 911 of the 1,876 votes to retain Battle Ward – that’s 958 people who didn’t vote for them.
6,879 people were entitled to vote however 5,003 of them didn’t bother leaving their house due it would seem to being totally bored with the whole thing.
The good news is that Labour lost six wards which can be wholly blamed upon the party’s left wing leaning and fondness of drug addicts (they’re victims yawn), prostitutes (they’re victims yawn) and eastern Europeans (they’re unaware of how shite Labour is).They have also lost overall control of the Town which Salter said was inevitable.
Once Labour’s spin machine has done it’s work this will be trumpeted as a great success and vote of confidence in Gordon Brown the one eyed trouser snake.
IN MEMORY OF
Paddy Higgins
GID'S NIB
A couple of wrinklies have won £25 Million on the Euro Lottery saying that it's not going to change their lives.
Silly bastards, make them give it back.
2080
Rainy winters snug by the fire, sunny hot summers like Spain growing olives, grapes, lemons and limes; this is climate change - don't listen to them - they're talking bollocks.
HARMAN BACKS BROWN
Harman tells reporters: Like every sturdy knocker, this Country needs a knob and Gordon's the best man for the job.
WELL DONE PIERRE
A big thank you to Pierre, Jean Paul, Luc and Marco, the four Froggie fishermen for starving Britain of goods over the last few days - that's not 'French' at all is it?
HELLO
Please follow one of the many links scattered around to the Orangutan charities.
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