INFO LOSS
Following the recent incompetent loss of personal data by HMRC, DVLA, the NHS, the Benefits Agency, Abbey and Fedex (allegedly) it has now been confirmed by Darling that he has asked all Government Departments for details of anybody who hasn’t lost any information.
Things are now so serious, a man from Toker's Green, Reading was recently refused a piece of heather from a gypsy on the basis that she’d seen his Income Support and Family Credits report and he wasn’t due any good luck in 2008.
IN MEMORY OF
Paddy Higgins
GID'S NIB
A couple of wrinklies have won £25 Million on the Euro Lottery saying that it's not going to change their lives.
Silly bastards, make them give it back.
2080
Rainy winters snug by the fire, sunny hot summers like Spain growing olives, grapes, lemons and limes; this is climate change - don't listen to them - they're talking bollocks.
HARMAN BACKS BROWN
Harman tells reporters: Like every sturdy knocker, this Country needs a knob and Gordon's the best man for the job.
WELL DONE PIERRE
A big thank you to Pierre, Jean Paul, Luc and Marco, the four Froggie fishermen for starving Britain of goods over the last few days - that's not 'French' at all is it?
HELLO
Please follow one of the many links scattered around to the Orangutan charities.
Following the recent incompetent loss of personal data by HMRC, DVLA, the NHS, the Benefits Agency, Abbey and Fedex (allegedly) it has now been confirmed by Darling that he has asked all Government Departments for details of anybody who hasn’t lost any information.
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Was any personal information pertaining to Gordon Brown, Alistair Darling, Jacqui Smith or any other useless politician lost? I'm sure not.
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