BABY LIBERAL DEMOCRITS

The Liberal Democrats have announced their first potential fourteen year old member of parliament in the form of Em Baby Benn who will be heading up the youth movement within the party.

Plebeians within her constituency have never heard of her.

In an interview with CBeebies this morning, Emily announced “there are eleven million of us and we demand to be heard like the grown ups, we want to see an end to unelected despotic dictatorships bloated with personal wealth at the cost and deprivation of their brethren, their brothers and sisters starving not from a lack of resources but from a lack of a will to supply sustenance and food".

The Lid Dims are yet again loading the clip into the gun that will inevitably end up wounding one or more of their own party over the next few weeks. I’m sure we’re soon to hear that they’re moving their Party Headquarters to Beachy Head for easy access and being the Liberal Democrats they’ll ensure that there’s a ramp for the disabled ending at the cliff’s edge so all ages and abilities can have the same chance to jump.

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