Parents of lard arse kids will soon be receiving a fat-o-gram from their child’s school confirming their gut bucket status.The teletubbygrams are the idea of the Labour Party which is not generally known to interfere with the day to day life of UK subjects and in no way favours the nanny state (not much comrade Gordy).
You’d never have a Labour Government telling us that we’re drinking too much, eating too much salt, eating too much junk food, not exercising sufficiently, driving cars larger than the preferred pleasure free variety or smoking within five miles of a zebra crossing.
Offending blubberkids will be placed on an at risk register for a period of six months and if still deemed to be too fat to educate, they’ll be expelled to other schools with tighter fitness regimes in China.
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send em to the eaten project in dorset
What's wrong with being a fat kid? I was and I turned out alright; admittedly the diabetes gets me down and I've not seen my willy for fourteen years but people like me keep McDonalds going!
when i went to school there was only one fat bastard in the class - now when i drop my kids off at school i see hundreds just as fat as their parents. fat kids = crap parents
CHINA! CHINA! CHINA!
we rike far kid in china - we make farkidushi wit rice and ginger
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