NOUS NE SOMMES PAS NATO
It would appear that NATO is dividing into two separate organisations in the defence of planet Earth – they being the countries willing to supply peace keeping combat forces like Britain, Australia and Poland, and the countries only willing to supply operatives trained in the clandestine arts of futon making, giving out cakes and teaching the Taliban how to prepare a cheese soufflé like France.
A two tier NATO isn’t really much good to anyone apart from Al Qaeda as the Americans will only get even more tired of being the world’s testers of improvised explosive devices whilst the CESM make onion soup in the compound across the way.
Then again, maybe the French are right and we should all take a more en pantoufles approach?
IN MEMORY OF
Paddy Higgins
GID'S NIB
A couple of wrinklies have won £25 Million on the Euro Lottery saying that it's not going to change their lives.
Silly bastards, make them give it back.
2080
Rainy winters snug by the fire, sunny hot summers like Spain growing olives, grapes, lemons and limes; this is climate change - don't listen to them - they're talking bollocks.
HARMAN BACKS BROWN
Harman tells reporters: Like every sturdy knocker, this Country needs a knob and Gordon's the best man for the job.
WELL DONE PIERRE
A big thank you to Pierre, Jean Paul, Luc and Marco, the four Froggie fishermen for starving Britain of goods over the last few days - that's not 'French' at all is it?
HELLO
Please follow one of the many links scattered around to the Orangutan charities.
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