UKIP GO FOR SYMPATHY VOTE

Never one to rest on his laurels, Nige Farage has flown a plane into the ground whilst towing a banner advertising his party.

Nice idea and all but if he'd have miscalculated and popped his clogs, what about all his fans that had already posted their vote in his honour?

Apperently he's alive and kicking, albeit not very hard. Conspiracy theorists have already suggested that his 1947 Sopwith Pup had recently been serviced by a hanger where all the employees were Unite members.

Well, that's it then - I'm not voting for a hospital case.