The K1P1 virus, a germ previously unknown until last week that accounts for 0.1 percent of all known bacteria has been identified in two members of a knitting circle in Caversham. Both ladies had recently visited an authentic Greek restaurant in the town which has since been sealed off with all the staff being deported back to Bosnia Herzegovina.
The local Berkshire PCT has bought 37 million diacalm tablets in preparation for a run on their hands and has warned the public to look out for the symptoms, sneezing, runny nose and the sudden desire to acquire lots of little hand foam dispensers guaranteed to wipe out 99.9 percent of all known bacteria.
The local Berkshire PCT has bought 37 million diacalm tablets in preparation for a run on their hands and has warned the public to look out for the symptoms, sneezing, runny nose and the sudden desire to acquire lots of little hand foam dispensers guaranteed to wipe out 99.9 percent of all known bacteria.
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