PLANE STUPID ARE PLANE STUPID
Tillly Gifford of the plane stupid Plane Stupid, the well to do demonstrators against aeroplanes and airports, has accused the Police of offering her bribes in the tens of thousands of pounds to grass up other gang members within the heinous runway hating group.
Gifford told the BBC “I am certainly not a grass? The coppers will be getting nothing out of me I can assure you, even if they tortured me with electrodes attached to my parts. There isn’t anything that’s going to stop us – you saw what sister Dean did to Mandleson with the ecoslime? The Government’s running scared of us, we are building, getting stronger everyday, we grow like a runner bean in a big pot getting loads of sun on a patio or in a south facing greenhouse” allegedly.
IN MEMORY OF
Paddy Higgins
GID'S NIB
A couple of wrinklies have won £25 Million on the Euro Lottery saying that it's not going to change their lives.
Silly bastards, make them give it back.
2080
Rainy winters snug by the fire, sunny hot summers like Spain growing olives, grapes, lemons and limes; this is climate change - don't listen to them - they're talking bollocks.
HARMAN BACKS BROWN
Harman tells reporters: Like every sturdy knocker, this Country needs a knob and Gordon's the best man for the job.
WELL DONE PIERRE
A big thank you to Pierre, Jean Paul, Luc and Marco, the four Froggie fishermen for starving Britain of goods over the last few days - that's not 'French' at all is it?
HELLO
Please follow one of the many links scattered around to the Orangutan charities.
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