LIVING ON THE MOON
Last night on television there was a program about some bloke who’s selling off plots of the moon to people either too stupid or rich to appreciate the scam.
Some of the folks interviewed really believe they own a chunk of the moon despite the fact that the bloke in the Porsche giving them the certificate has no more rights to it than anybody else.
Clearly this whole thing is ridiculous as I’ve had a holiday home complete with pool and shooting range for over thirty years on the sunny side of the moon where these idiots now think they have rights.
I had to spend over forty million quid in 1972 getting a toilet up to my place in Tranquillity Bay only to find they’d delivered the wrong colour.
http://www.xs4all.nl/~carlkop/livmoon.html
IN MEMORY OF
Paddy Higgins
GID'S NIB
A couple of wrinklies have won £25 Million on the Euro Lottery saying that it's not going to change their lives.
Silly bastards, make them give it back.
2080
Rainy winters snug by the fire, sunny hot summers like Spain growing olives, grapes, lemons and limes; this is climate change - don't listen to them - they're talking bollocks.
HARMAN BACKS BROWN
Harman tells reporters: Like every sturdy knocker, this Country needs a knob and Gordon's the best man for the job.
WELL DONE PIERRE
A big thank you to Pierre, Jean Paul, Luc and Marco, the four Froggie fishermen for starving Britain of goods over the last few days - that's not 'French' at all is it?
HELLO
Please follow one of the many links scattered around to the Orangutan charities.
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The Moon belongs to the Selenites.
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