Designers of the i-cookie, Mr Kipling have been rocked this week with the news that the chocolate silicone chips present within their latest snacology remain effective throughout the digestive process up to the point of evacuation.Embarrassed shoppers in John Lewis were greeted to the sounds of the World at One, The Kaiser Chiefs and radio flower arranging all emanating from the toilet cubicles on Monday following the launch of the cookies in store.
Pregnant Kylie Matthews of Reading, Berkshire was moved from the maternity unit at the Royal Berkshire Hospital yesterday into A&E after an ultrasound detected an irregular beat from her stomach which was later confirmed to be Amy Winehouse.
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I hope there was a load of i-paper in the toilets.
These i-cookies are toxic I reckon. On Tuesday I got an i-ccokie with my i-phone. Not two hours later I had the i-squits which I never normally get after sixteen cans of Scrumpy Jack.
I wasn't anywhere near Reading on that day.
It was like a regular farting noise with gas escaping.
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